goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
sfux: i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
thedoctorsconsultingfirebender: I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion. A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes. No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.
tr3ndyc00l: apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream
Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
Don’t be afraid to be human –- you’re human, you’re going to have emotional...– Chris Colfer (via heathermione)
the-vashta-nerada: it is the 50th anniversary. clara asks the doctor why he chose the name “the doctor”. john hurt appears out of nowhere and says “the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter. it’s not always clear why”. he then turns into the great dragon and flies away the screen turns black that’s the episode
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Season 1 : No, sir. Not before everything. Look, we’ve still got the Colt. We still have the one bullet left. We just have to start over, alright? I mean, we already found the demon...
Season 2 : We got work to do.
Season 3 : SAM!
Season 4 : Dean, he's coming...
Season 5 : No doubt -- endings are hard. But then again... nothing ever really ends, does it?
Season 6 : I'm glad you made it, Sam. But the angel blade won't work, because I'm not an angel anymore. I'm your new God. A better one. So you will bow down and profess your love unto me, your Lord. Or I shall destroy you.
Season 7 : Cas!
Season 8 : Angels... They're falling.
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
rockstarsushiman: Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book
gleeperformances: Rose’s Turn
destielsails: castielmylove: I didn’t see Naomi’s wings when she died.
no but seriously where the fuck did god even go?
jaredsadalecki: i still don’t know if jody is okay
hayitstommo: FANDOM DOWN. I REPEAT, FANDOM DOWN.
acklesboner: “Hello, boys.” “Thats my line.”
acklesboner: “Is this a joke?” “No, it’s the word of God.”